i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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