i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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