After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
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