She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
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He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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