Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
In America we eat man semen.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
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Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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