All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Randomize