just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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