Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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