Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
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Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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