Michael Bay diarrhea
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
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Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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