i wish peter jackson would direct porn
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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