big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
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I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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