"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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