Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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