bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
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Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
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