Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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