I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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