I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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