there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Randomize
