hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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