Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
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He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
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I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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