Jerry, you need to find god
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
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he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
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So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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