I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
its liver damage thursday
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