I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
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am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
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You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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