I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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