Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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