There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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