R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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