I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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