I have demons in me.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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