Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
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He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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