i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Randomize
