i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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