Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
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And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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