I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
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Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
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Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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