I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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