So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
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Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
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I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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