im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
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New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
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Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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