If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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