We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
where am i from again
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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