wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
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We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
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Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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