I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
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I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
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The paramedics were not my fault this time.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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