I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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