i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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