She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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