Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
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I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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