What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
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Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
He? As in you personified your dick?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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