Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
My vagina is very pro this idea
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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