it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
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We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
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I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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