The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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