Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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