It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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