The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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