so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
the day after is always just damage control
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I just want nice things and good sex
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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