YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize